AlrightAll right, that was "Goblin Girl," and this is Frank Zappa, pretending to be a disc jockey on the WZIR [...].

I'm playing you selections from our new album which is not available in the United States. It's only released in Europe and Canada, and so this is definitely a special treat for the Buffalo area. The name of the album is Crush All Boxes, and because we have no distributorship for albums in the United States, you're hearing what you might describe as a special import commodity.

And you're now going to hear all the songs on side two played one after another and I'll tell you the names of them before they come on. The songs are "Society Pages," "I'm A Beautiful Guy," "Beauty Knows No Pain," "Charlie's Enormous Mouth," "Any Downers?," and "Coneheads."

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Well, you've just heard side two of Crush All Boxes, the new Zappa album. [...]

This is Frank Zappa pretending to be a disc jockey on the WZIR, and I'm playing parts of our new album, which is not available in the United States yet. It's being released in Europe and Canada, and the name of the album is Crush All Boxes. And here's a nice little song called "Doreen."

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Well, there you go. That was "Goblin Girl" again, this is Frank Zappa still pretending to be a fake disc jockey on the WZIR, and it's about time for me to leave and go down to the soundcheck and get ready for the concert tonight. [...]