FZ: This is a song from our Freak Out! album, which has been changed to a waltz for live performance. The name of this song is "You Didn't Try To Call Me." After we play through "You Didn't Try To Call Me," there'll be a brief pause and I will say, "Let's roll along now," that means nothing to you, into a piece of PetroushkaPetrushka by Igor Stravinsky, followed by the "Bristol Stomp," followed by "Baby Love" by The Supremes, followed by our new smash flop single, "There's A Big Dilemma About My Big Leg Emma." One, two, three . . .
One, two, three . . .
You didn't try to call me
Why didn't you try?
I'm so lonely
No matter who I take home
I keep calling your name
And you
I need you so bad
You're the one, babe
Tell me, tell me
Who's loving you now
'Cause it worries my mind
And I can't sleep at all
I stayed home on Friday
Just to wait for your call
And you didn't try
You didn't try
You didn't try
You didn't try to call me
Why didn't you try?
I'm so lonely
No matter who I take home
I keep calling your name
And you
I need you so bad
You're the one, babe
Tell me, tell me
Who's lovin' loving you now
'Cause it worries my mind
And I can't sleep at all
I stayed home on Friday
Just to wait for your call
I can't say what's right or what's wrong
But I love you
All you gotta do is call me, babe
I want you
You make me feel so excited, girl
I I've got so hung up on you
From the moment that we met
That no matter how I try
I can't keep the tears
From running down my face
I'm all alone in my place
FZ: Well, let's roll along now . . . PetroushkaPetrushka!
The kids in Bristol
Are sharp as a pistol
When they do the Bristol stomp
Woah WoahOh ho
It started in Bristol
At the teen-age hop
Oh, they're sharp as a pistol
When they do that bop
Woh wohOh ho
Oh my darling wo-wodarling, wo wo
Oh baby wo-wobaby, wo wo
You're We're walking beneath a wo-wothe wo wo
With a wo-wo the wo wo blowing through your wo-wowo wo
You show me your wo-wo I wo wo and I'll show your you mine
We We'll put 'em together wo-woand go "whoa!"
Woooo!
Baby love, my baby love
I need you love
Oh how I need your you love
I don't knowAll you do is [...], ooh ooh ooh
Go away and I'll feel bad, ah ah ah ah
Tell me what did I do wrong, ah ah ah
Make To make you cry
Me Oh me, oh my
I need you love
I need you love
I need you love
Oh how I need you love
I know youDon't throw your [...], ooh ooh ooh
Don't throw your love away, ah ah ah ah
Save it for a rainy day, ooh ooh
Dee-doo, doo-doo dee-doo, dee-doo, dee-doo
Dee-doo, dee-doo, dee-doo, dee-doo
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knocka me out
Until her teeth fell out, uh-huh
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She was my steady date
Until she put on weight, uh-huh
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho EmmaOh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma!
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Emma
Em-em-em-em-em Emma
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, Emma!
Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em
Em-em-em-em em-em-em-em, Emma!
Sock it to me now
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
There's a big dilemma
About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah
She used to knocka me out
Until her face broke out, uh-huh
I could be a slave for the rest of my life
As long as I know that you'd be my wife
No matter what you do
Can't hide my love for you
You treat me bad, girl
I won't cry, I won't moan
I I'll work real hard the rest of my days
Bring all my dough back home
I don't care how you treat me
I don't care how you treat me
I'm an all-American Boy, I love it
He loves it
Sock it to me
Strap it to me
As long as we're together darling, through the years
Watching TV together
Clipping Licking our coupons together
Saving stamps
Buying fruit together
Smoking some fruit
Then we'll save all our stamps
We We'll go down to the redemption center and trade them in
For a thrill throw pillow that says:
I Married Joe Joan Lalalalala
(?) [...] Nice to see you
And besides darling, what makes it all so important, and what makes it
have meaning, my darling, you know as well as I, you've got big tits.
No matter what you do
I Can't hide my love for you
You treat me bad, girl
I won't cry, I won't moan
I I'll work real hard
the rest of my days
Bring everything back home
I don't care how you treat me
I don't care how you treat me
Indians matter love it too
Mjamammamjamma get some rain
Knocking Knock-a me down
Spit in my face
Slander my name all over the place
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
You can do anything
But stay offa my blue suede shoes
Blue, blue, blue, baby
Blue, blue, blue, bay baby
Blue, blue, blue, baby
You can do anything
Stay offa But stay off my blue suede shoes
Give it to 'em
Woaaaw boogieWaah! Boogie!
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Just you old hound dog
You ain't never caught balled a rabbit
You ain't no friend of mine
Oh oh oh oh Geeoh gee
Oh My oh oh Geegee
Well oh oh Geegee
Oh I love that
Love that girl
Oh oh Gee
Listen to my plea
(?)Hear my plea
Oh I love that girl
I Love love that girl
Oh oh oh
Hold me baby, squeeze me
Never let me go
I'm not takin' changeschances
Because I love her
I love her so-o-o-o-o
Oh oh oh
Hold me baby squeeze me
Never let me go
I'm not takin' chances
Because I love her
I love her soso-o-o-o-o
Oh-ho-ho Gee
I-I I love her
Yea-eah I need her
Oh I love that girl
I love that girl
Thats That's why I love that
ScoobeedoobewadapdapdeeScooby dooby dooby doo wop oo wop ba dee
Onya
Thank you.
You need a Wowie Zowie
FZ: The name of this song is "King Kong." It's the a story of a very large gorilla, who lived in the jungle. And he was doing okay until some Americans came by and thought that they would take him home with them. They took him to the United States, and they made some money by using the gorilla, then gorilla. Then they killed him.
[backwards vocals or attempted Swedish? + other assorted squeeks and noises]
Louie Louie, Louie Louie, Louie Louie
Me gotta go
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I've been checkin' it out, baby
BababababaI checked it out a couple of
times
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here
Who would could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Sweden
(Sweden, Sweden . . . )
Who would could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota
MinneminneminneminneWho could imagine . . .
Thank you.
[Swedish radio accompanied by Don Preston's organ]