FZ: You know, I have no idea what the name of this program is, but you're watching it.

Bros: [...]

Peter Illmann: [...]

Dweezil Zappa: [...]

Peter Illmann: [...]

FZ: Hello! Or, Hello! This is Frank Zappa and— (P.I.T.?) Hello, this is Frank Zappa and you're watching P.I.T.

Narrator: [...]

FZ: That'd be the nicest thing that you can say about [...German dub...].

Narrator: [...]

FZ: Well, I feel a little bit flattered and at the same time I wonder whether or not these people, uh . . . if they don't have something better to do. Heh heh heh.

Narrator: [...]

FZ: One thing, it's too expensive [...German dub...]. Today's artist is concerned about going on stage and playing his song from his video exactly the way it was in the video and usually in order to do that he has to have tape in the background playing the song and he kind of lipsyncs his way through the show.

Narrator: [...]

FZ: The only thing that it's been able to do to establish concretely is that certain things are [...German dub...] you can write about anything you want to.

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Dweezil Zappa: [...]