Various

Cosmonaut Sean, Space Boy, beware
~~Velana~~ Velarna is waiting for you ~~are~~ out there
Don't cross the parallel of time and space
Or you'll die of love in a ~~(???)crueller place~~cruel embrace ~~Velana~~ Velarna is the queen and fate is her ~~(???)code~~cold (?) ~~Velana~~ Velarna the lover, sex without soul
Sean! Space Boy, Space Boy.

Laughing at the danger ~~(???)~~ in ~~unrosed~~ amorous jest
He soared through the space on his gallant quest
But there in ambush behind heaven's gate
Mysterious ~~Velana~~ Velarna was lying in wait
Spellbound he looked into her ~~glazing~~ blazing green eyes
She smiled and stirred her enticing thighs
Sean! Space Boy, Space Boy.

A thousand fires pierced his flesh
He pledged his love with tender caress
Fireballs and sunbursts showered them ~~with lights~~delights
Then the two lovers held a sacred rite
Her kisses were deadly, the cosmic night grew dark
She tightened her green arms around his heart
A sob of sorrow echoed to the sky
He sighed "I love you," then he died
Oh, Sean! Sean! Space Boy, Space Boy.

Then he was buried among the stars
The legend says wherever you are
You can hear on certain nights
A young man's ~~voice~~ calling from the heights
~~Velana~~ Velarna, ~~Velana~~ Velarna, come back to me, my love,
~~Velana~~ Velarna, ~~Velana~~ Velarna, ~~Velana~~ Velarna, mon amour!
~~Oooh~~Oh, Sean! Space Boy, Space Boy.

WALTER WARD: Boy Wonder, I Love You

Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you
Ooh ooh ooh

Hi, kids! It's me, your pal, the Boy Wonder, taking this opportunity to catch ~~upon~~ up on my fan mail. Even as a Boy Wonder it's really hard to read all the tons of mail I get. Here is a happy letter from someone just about your age:

"Dear you, wonderful, fabulous, magnificent, exquisite Boy Wonder, A cold chill runs up my spine ~~everytime~~ every time I see you sock a villain, and, oh, how I cry when you're even scratch. Please, don't send me a mimeograph copy of interesting facts about you, I want your handwriting. I have a whole wall on my room dedicated to you.

Oh, Boy Wonder, I'm making a gum wrapper chain to ~~simbolize~~ symbolize my love for you. It's going to be as long as I am tall, and I'm 5 foot 10 inches in stocking~~I fight with teenagers in stacky~~ feet. Please, Boy Wonder, PLEASE, come next Saturday and sleep for a week or two. I will feed you breakfast in bed, I will make your bed for you, and I like you so much that I want you to spend the whole summer with me.

(I hope you know this is a girl writing)"

(swoon, shriek)

Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you
Boy Wonder, I love you

FRATERNITY OF MAN: Oh No, I Don't Believe It

Oh no, I don't believe it
Oh no, I don't believe it

30 minutes now have gone by
Now I'm really on
I'm trying to think of a rhyme
I can't find one for this
Flying ~~zoom is~~ zoomies passing by
Would you say the time is nigh
Yes, I'd say ~~the~~ that time is ~~right~~nigh
Now I'm really on

Purple ~~[...] falling~~ lizards crawling down the wall
Rolling 'cross the floor
~~[...] flying~~ Blue streaks shooting 'cross the room ~~through the door~~
Flying through the door
Flying ~~zoom is~~ zoomies passing by
Would you say the time is nigh
Yes, I'd say ~~the~~ that time is ~~right~~nigh
Now I'm really on

Mount Vesuvius smiles down over the ~~bay of people~~Bay of Naples
The ~~[...]~~ great good sultan is seated at
This [...]
Borne by ~~[...]~~ an elephant
Attended by slaves
Who fan him as ~~[...]~~ he smokes hookahs

Oh no, oh no
I think we've done it
Oh no, oh no
You must keep everything in

PRAŽSKÝ VÝBĚR: Improvizace V A Dur S Frankem Zappou

~~Slavic Guy Says~~Michael Kocáb: ~~(something like) Ta Ja Ga Voltay . . . Abi Fram Zitz Stavel . . . Mister FRANK ZAPPA!!!~~Tak dovolte, abych vam predstavil—Mr. Frank Zappa! [So let me introduce you—Mr. Frank Zappa!]

FZ: I have only a few words to say (translation) . . . before I go through the grueling process of tuning my guitar (translation) . . . but I am very happy to be here tonight (translation) . . . this is . . . (much applause) . . . this is the first time that I have had a reason to play my guitar in three years (translation). So, (more applause) . . . I'm sure you already know it, but this is just the beginning of your new future in this country (translation) . . . and I hope that your new future will be very perfect, very perfect (translation) . . . and as you confront the new changes that will take place, please try and keep your country unique. Don't change into something else. Keep it unique (translation). What we are going to do is a reggae improvisation in the key of A (translation). And if there are any Soviet troops in the audience, you may dance home to this (translation).

ROBERT CHARLEBOIS: Petroleum

I don't wanna die eatin' peanuts and watchin' t.v.
even if I dig Jeannie
I don't want to sit around with ~~red necks~~ rednecks in a camping ground
~~drikin'~~ drinkin' beer with ~~Beerlie~~Beelie
But I wanna ride and fly
under a blue ~~jean's~~ jean sky
Don't ask me why
Just gimme gimme ~~gimme~~ some petroleum
Oh gimme gimme gimme gimme some
Gimme oil gimme oil gimme oil
~~Please gimmme~~ Gimme gimme some petroleum
Lord gimme gimme gimme gimme some

~~Make it no lead~~
Idi Ahmed
Make it no-lead
I don't wanna play dinky toys on my linoleum
Readin' Mad and ~~Lampoons~~Lampoon
~~And~~ I don't wanna play cowboys and Indians at the Forum
like a rock and roll bum

But I wanna ride and fly
under a blue ~~jean's~~ jean sky
Don't ask me why
Gimme gimme etc.

(SPOKEN OUTRO:)
Taxi drivers only . . . Gimme gimme . . .
Bus drivers with ~~feelings~~ feeling . . . Gimme Gimme . . .
~~Ceebeers~~ CBers with noise . . . Gimme Gimme
Oil companies together, sing!
it's a gas, folks!

RUBEN & THE JETS: If I Could Only Be Your Love Again

Oh-ooh-woh-oh
If I could only be your love again
Darling
Woh-oh-woh-ooh-woh-woh
If I could be with you tonight

Oh-ooh-woh-oh
If I could only be your lover man
Baby doll
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Then everything would be ~~alright~~all right

If I could be by your side
And hold you real tight
I could love, you and squeeze you
Till broad daylight
I could whisper in your ear
I love you ~~too~~true
Ain't no way to tell
What kind of loving we could do
Loving we could do
Loving we could do
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Oh-ooh-woh-oh
If I could only be your love again
Darling
Woh-oh-woh-ooh-woh-woh
If I could be with you tonight

Oh-ooh-woh-oh
If I could only be your lover man
Baby doll
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Then everything would be ~~alright~~all right

Please believe me
I want you to know
(Oh-oh baby)
As the time goes by, well
My love is gonna grow
(Ah...)

Please believe me
I want you to know
(I want you to please...)
As the time goes by, well
My love is gonna grow

Please believe me
(Please believe me)
I want you to know
As the time goes by
(Darling)
My love is gonna grow

Please believe me
(Please believe me)
I want you to know
As the time goes by
(Darling)
My love is gonna gro-oh-oh-ow

Oh-ooh-woh-oh
I really gotta get your love again
I really do
Oh-ooh-woh-oh
I really gotta get your love again
(Gotta get your love again)

Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
(Da-ah-arling)
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again

(Ah-ooooh)
Ah-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly
Gotta get your love again
(Oo-oo-oo-ooh)
Ah-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly
Gotta get your love again
(Oo-ooh-oo-oo-ooh)
Ah-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly
Gotta get your love again
(Oo-oo-ooh-oo-ooh)
Ah-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly-gotta-ly
Gotta get your love again

(Oh-oh, baby)
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
(My-my-my sweet baby)
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
(I gotta have your love)
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again
(Oh-oh)
Ah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah-ooh-mah
Gotta get your love again